The Goose Is Out by Osho Osho International Foundation

Author:Osho, Osho International Foundation [Osho, Osho International Foundation]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Osho Media International
Published: 2011-12-25T14:00:00+00:00

What does a degree mean? I have got four: B.A., M.A., Ph.D., and LL.D. Put them all together and what have you got? – BAMAPHDLLD!A young man at college named Breeze,

Weighed down by M.A.s and LL.Ds

Collapsed from the strain.

Said his doctor, “‘Tis plain,

You are killing yourself by degrees!”

A very agitated professor, a father-to-be, desperate for a son, was pacing up and down in the waiting room at the maternity hospital. Eventually the midwife came out of the delivery room and said to him, “It’s all over, Dr. Jones. Congratulations!”

Still in a state of total panic he replied, “Am I a father or a mother?”

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